I know that many girls both beautiful sexy women and bikini models and glamour pin up models come to my websites many times, and return back to see more. 


What they do when they are on my website in the privacy of their own home, bedroom, bathroom all alone to herself looking at me is a no brainer. Some might laugh at my jokes. Most girls if they come on her often will be literally coming here all the time and just figure of speech coming on here often.


I guess give em what they want? Here you go beautiful Woman. Enjoy the photos of me. 


I'm not a Fabio type of beefcake. But so many of my returning fans here are always very sexy looking girls. "?"

What..For Some Reason after you the hot girl rejected me and made me feel ashamed, very humiliated, awful, and cast off to the side like I was a piece of trash, then, then...you now feel turned on aroused and sexually attracted to me? Now that you saw me hurt and totally vulnerable and put down by you being so rude and mean to me your getting yourself very turned on by me once you hurt me like that? This is so strange all of it, I just don't get it!!! Having a hot babe make me feel like dirt and lousy is not the best way to a mans heart and building up the bond of trust or an intimate relationship. If the whole power trip issue of beating up on someone attracted to you and watching him feel badly after you rejected him is fun, and drives you wild with a burning hot passionate fire flaring around inside you, then join the rest of the girls in the line with that crowd lined up around the block. I'm not signing autographs or taking my picture with any of you till 3:30 so you'll have to wait outside in the line. 

I'm turning 35 this month July 2014. I'm to old to care about or get upset about changing things I have no control over. If some women do get very sexually aroused by me and do what they need to do to relive some of their pent up lust that is quickly building up inside her with an urgent immediate need to get out and be finally released away while looking at my website and photos from the safe distance of her computer, I might as well embrace being a sex object that they chose to reject or just ignore in person when face to face with me. But they want to run home and be ecstatic with hot and bothered sensual pleasure on my website. OK. Fine. Whatever. This was supposed to be a comedy website for my fans to watch comedy videos or to try to book shows and inform people of my next performances I will be at. If I need a page like this one to appeal to my main fan base of girls who don't ever go for me in person and ignore me like I don't exist when I am around her but who often will frankly go to masturbate about me at home in her own privacy as a sex fantasy fetish obsession theme of me as that nerd or the very intelligent and perceptive guy who is emotional socially awkward sexualized fantasy of hers, then fine who cares. Here you go. Have your fun. do your own thing. Your going to do it anyways and keep coming back for more and more again and again here regardless. I'm a sexual fantasy guy for girls who don't take me seriously and do not respect me or treat me like I don't matter as a real person with some dignity. Be it as it may. 


All this sounds like a big joke, like I'm putting all of you on, or a rant to get the laughs, or bullshit everyone with a tall tale lie of mine the funny comedian guy... It is not a joke, this is pretty much real life surreal strangeness for me to just accept it and get more used to this. At this point now even I realize it is a very real but a bit odd kind of thing. That women or girls do desire me and lust after me in silence I know about by the fact that my computer sometimes counts how often she was on here once again...but almost everyone of these hot girls will reject me or brush me off as unimportant or not needed and not wanted when addressing speaking to her in person or in an email I sent over to her online on a social networking website she is also on. They do not call me up with all her love and praise wanting so badly just to to hear my voice speak to her on the phone, I don't get love letters, or invited to go camping or bowling or on hikes with her....Its a weird one way sex fantasy for her of me the person she obsesses over as a sex dream guy fantasy but does not accept me or get to know me in real life face to face or speaking to me as a friend. "?"

As an artist both fine artist, art teacher, and a comedian
This gives a whole new meaning to getting her creative juices flowing. 


Once again I am standing all alone as an outsider or misfit, off to the sidelines in life, outside looking in and not fitting in easily or having romantic relationships. Why can't they fall right into my lap signed sealed delivered packaged ready to go once I agree to sign for the package of a new girlfriend who is all mine now? Why this process of #1 I make an introduction to a sexy beautiful woman, #2 she doesn't respond back or later rejects me, #3 she comes on here to literally come while on here? What????