Iloveminiaturehorses
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  • Brent Goodman Stand Up Comedian
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  • Funny Guy who loves cats and bikini models
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  • Note for Promoters: I do not do bringer shows, I can guarantee a good performance but no guarantee on how many if any people will show up that I invited

 

People are always telling me I was a funny guy and asked if I did stand up comedy for years: most of my adult life. In 2012 I took a stand up comedy class offered at CSULB in the Film department on campus. I now have another newer hobby and passion in my life that I really love doing!  I perform up on stage a few times a week and I thrive on doing stand up and making the people watching me start laughing!  

I have been told that what is the funniest about me is the truthful parts or real life stories and events I say in my set. I do have plenty of jokes that do tell that are not true at all and never happened to me before. I am told my real life character and persona and real life stories is funnier than my "jokes" that are some of the made up part of my set. I perform both because that is what makes me happy and what I myself find funny. 

I never worked at a theme park and never was any kind of costume character. I never was sexually harassed by the bikini models at comic con or the auto show. The jokes of me on a "date" that is going terrible but still sexually charged is also almost all made up make believe material.  

I do in fact hit on or flirt with bikini models in real life and online and I do love horses, mini horses, dogs, and cats. I ride horses, make art, and love the world of hip hop dancing classes and events. I do own thousands of books as an art book collecting addict.

I have been working on my kids comedy jokes for over 4 months or so now. I hope to be able to do a whole 5 minutes to half hour set of short kids comedy jokes.  I am working on this goal currently. 

I have a few different variations of myself that I can play and perform on stage easily.

The first character is myself as a sad sap who can't get a date with a sexy model no matter how hard I try and who likes miniature horses. This character chases after bikini models and fails everytime.

The Second character is a sexy guy even though he is a film buff art college graduate comic book nerd who attends comic con and the auto show and gets sexually harassed by the same women who my first character chases after and can't get. This character is humiliated and overwhelmed with the response and aggressive behavior the sexy swim suit models use to try to seduce in a confrontational inappropriate disrespectful way. 
Both characters #1 and #2 go by me Brent Goodman

The 3rd character is Gary Nicholas. Gary is going places. Gary is always performing for only the second time ever, everytime he goes up on stage. Gary is inept at stand up comedy and gets laughs by not being prepared or ready for how to do material on stage. By not having it all organized and together or traditional material, Gary Nicholas makes the whole room ball with laughter as he can't pull his set together, as he keeps freezing and trying to dig himself out of a hole he fell into on stage with not being prepared on how to do stand up live he builds the laughs and loyalty with his audience. I really love Gary and even though I am not a Shakespeare actor or trained actors actor, I learned how to pull Gary off on stage convincingly within only 3 attempts up on the stage with no notes and no prepared set of script or jokes/material!  

Gary Nicholas inept unprepared to be up on stage comic character #3 and Brent Goodman the sexually harassed comic con attendee nerd character #2 who wants to be left alone by all the sexy models seem to do the best so far!  

I seriously love miniature horses.  I can not afford to own and care for one yet, but I bought this website domain name for when I do thinking ahead of planning for the future. I did my first live audience stand up comedy at Flappers Thursday at 10pm May 3rd 2012 in downtown Burbank California and after the show my classmates thanked me for making them laugh and doing a great job and one of them told me that if I have a website called iloveminiaturehorses.com 
but I did not have the content for it yet with the non copyrighted pictures of the mini horses and various mini horse breeds out there, my comedy class peers told me that this should be my comedian website to send people to who like my act and comedy. So that is how this website got it's name. 

I own another miniature horse domain name website.  

So if you are heart broken that I own this domain name already if you want to work with me on a miniature horse website we can use my other domain name similar to this one.  

If you still do not believe me that I am crazy about miniature horses or sexy bikini models I met before just watch my taped stand up comedy performances I have on this website.   

Believe me....I have scared off a lot of girls telling them how much I like miniature horses. Sadly that rejection for something I actually really do love has got me rejected more than a handful of times.  I guess with beautiful young women miniature horses or Savannah Cats or Hip Hop dancing are taboo or inappropriate topics to mention or bring up to talk about and discuss???  Should I have just talked about how great and amazing she looks the whole time before she rejected me for that too?  Come on, I know that you are a pin up or bikini model but there is more to life than how well you can fit into a wrapping gift ribbon sling shot bikini, no matter how hot you can look in it!  Life is more interesting and complex than sex appeal!  Yes, being a sexy woman is an important part of life or the world at large, but you can't compete with miniature horses, I'm sorry, it's a no contest you will always lose if you are up against a miniature horse, dog, or cat with me ladies. I really like the unconditional love and loyalty pets provide to me right away, I can't say the same thing about very attractive beautiful looking women. But that is just based on my life experiences so far. Maybe if I was blind and could no longer see if a beautiful woman was pretty or not every encounter with these women would be uplifting enjoyable and positive experiences....in fantasyland maybe....in real life some people are awesome and cool to have around...some are a real test of yourself and your own limitations of how much humiliation and mean spirited bullying back stabbing I can take in one day.

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